Tarot Therapist

Pictured above:Deck: Antique Anatomy Tarot KitRandom Pink Rock of Unknown Type: Placed there so I remember where January is during the reading. Most of you know I read Tarot Cards. And by read, I mean that I have been doing this since I was 12 and it's become sort of my thing for friends, gatherings... Continue Reading →

Unproductive System

Ever since my surgery consult for my oophorectomy because of serious endometriosis complications (I.E. growing weird ass, gigantic, painful, oddly shaped endometriomas that can get malignant); I've been referring to it as my second hysterectomy. Much like second breakfasts ala Merry and Pippin from LOTR. We've had breakfast, yes. But what about second breakfast? We've... Continue Reading →

The Woman Who Sold The World

The RBG. She burnsThose that know me (and once knew me) well, remember my "dedication" to PC gaming. We've probably raided, quested, leveled up and even PVP'ed together for years and aside from getting to know me and my avant-garde personality, you also knew that I ALWAYS HAD A TERRIBLE COMPUTER.I would lag, disconnect, bring... Continue Reading →

Plans, Drinks and Disappointment

The first guy I ever dated in Sacramento was a solid faceplant into a bad relationship a couple years after moving up north. Thankfully, it was brief and full of memory gaps. I was still living at home, and was desperately looking for something to escape to while said home life was on fire. My... Continue Reading →

That Morning In The Elevator

*Don't need no hateration, holleration, in this dancery -Mary J. Blige*Last Monday I was trapped, inside an elevator, with a couple in a massive fight. Note that I did not choose this violence on a Monday morning. The violence...chose me. There I was. Running a tad late for my drive to work. Coffee traveler in... Continue Reading →

Dee-lightful

She was 53 and she had pink hair. This in itself was not the horror show. It was the vision of her in the middle of the dance floor, absolutely wasted, falling out of her meshed, strategically ripped top, martini triumphantly raised above her head as she dry-humped the androgynous goth boy. Smugly thumbing her... Continue Reading →

The California Humble Brag

*This was a paper I had to write during an English class I took in my late 20's where the professor would settle her bohemian draped girth on her desk, tell us to never get married and to sleep with as many people as possible before we decided to chain ourselves down to family life.... Continue Reading →

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